1001 rules for my unborn son

Walker Lamond "gets some things straight before he gets old and uncool" in this witty and heart-warming blog/book 1001 rules for my unborn son.

Some of my favorites:

402. If you aren't hungry enough to eat an apple, you aren't hungry.

395. Be mindful of what comes in between you and the earth. Buy good tires, good sheets, and good shoes.

386. Ask your mom to play. She won't let you win.

380. When I tell you to stay in the car, stay in the car.

391. In her dad's eyes, until you marry her, you're not in the picture.